jake whitney
jake whitney
"he strives to enjoy every sandwich"
 
 
 

“He strives to enjoy every sandwich”

 
 

 


Jake Whitney covered in baby squirrels

I’m a bearded rambler with one foot in the sea and one foot in the sand. I’ve been writing essays and stories since knee high to nothing and aspire to entertain and relate through my writing. I have traveled extensively around the U.S. and enjoy making a direct line between my observations and my musings.

Ready to fly off the seat of my pants, I’ve worked as a gravedigger, a gourmet food purchaser, a carpenter, a failed art collective founder, a commercial fisherman…

I have lived in a pickup truck, a wagon, a shack, a mansion, a tent, a cabin, a sailboat, a closet.

Let me work on something for you. Let’s collaborate. Let’s get paid. Let’s tickle the brains of folks around us.